Uuuffffff Apka Thanedaar

 O g jra suniye sham ko ate huye market se mere liye ek perfume le kar ana special hai naam mai msg kar dungi, meri wife ne muje office ane se pehle bola. Ha theek hai le ayuga, maine bola. Aise wo kbi2 hi kehti hai jab koi special din ho. Special din koi festival nhi special din hum dono ka. Muje yaad nhi hoga lekin aaj k din hamari baat hui hogi ja hum mile honge ja maine purpose kiya hoga, bas sochta-sochta mai office chala gya. Office me kaam karne k time mai wo sab batein bhool gya tha. Sham hui to office se ghar nikle hi lga tha k biwi ka msg aa gya phone me. To yaad aa gya k ha uske liye perfume bhi to lena hai. 

Market me ek badia dukaan par ruk maine perfume le liya aur ghar ki aur nikl pda. Ghar ate hi biwi k hathon me uska perfume thma kar bola, yeh lijiye harami rani sahiba apka perfume hum bhoole nhi hai. Muskurate hui boli, hanji aap kab bhoolte ho kbi. Asal me yeh uska tahna tha kyu ki bahut bar mai bhool jata hu aur fir koi na koi bahana jaise har husband banatey hai. Hum bhi thoda has kar change krne room me chale gye. Khana khane ki awaaj se hum jab bahr aye to dekha k mmmmmmmm kya lajwaab khana bna tha. Arey bhindi to meri favorite hai aaj apka banae ka man kaise hua, maine pucha. Biwi boli k bas maine bola tha na k aaj ka din special hai hum dono k liye. To maine puch hi liya k yar muje bhi bta do aaj aisa kya hai jo special hai hamarey liye. Arey aap bhool gye, muje dekh kar thoda sa gusse k andaaj me pucha biwi ne. Arey aisi baat nhi hai hum bhoole to nhi lekin yaad bhi nhi aa rha, maine daant se bachne k liye dono taraf baat kar k bol diya. Acha g theek hai hum bta dete hai, biwi ne bola. Wo boli k aaj ka hi wo din hai jab apne muje wo shayri sunai thi wo police station and thanedaar wali. Oooohhhh acha g to yeh baat hai, ha ha ha muje yaad tha mai to bas aise hi apko thoda nakhre dikha rha tha, maine bola. Acha g baki sab baad me muje aaj wo shayri fir se sunao, biwi boli. Maine bola theek hai g aaj fir se sun lijiye. Yeh kehte hi hum khade huye aur jawani wale din k andaaj me ashiqi k daur me fir se chale gye. To Maine apni shayri shuru ki kuch aise,,,,,, 

Study krte krte bahut saal ho gye hai,,, 

Ab final exam dena hai... 

Tandurust bhi hai jwaan bhi hai,,, 

Mere Thanedaar ko apka station lena hai... 

Roj duty par 5 bar jaayega,,, 

Station khol do ab Thanedaar ayega... 

Sare case handle krega itna hoshiyaar hai,,, 

Safety k liye mehngi uniform paayega.... 

Apke station ka khyal bhi rakhege jaise apna ghar ho,,, 

Is thanedaar ko hamesha k liye rakh lo apka choro se khatm dar ho..... 

Uuuffffff g apka Thanedaar kal se hi kyu aaj se hi duty par aw jaye