Garam Shayri

  Hum ek choti city me rehtey hai. Shuru se hi jada adat nhi thi dost bnane ki wo dhyan bhi pdhai me rehta tha papa k strick hone ki wjah se. Papa bhi Army me the to zahir c baat hai k wo strick hi honge. Vese muje koi preshani nhi thi papa k strick hone se. Meri adat ban gyi thi aur us time to jhi life lagti thi m padhai krni hai ache se.  School khatam hua fir collage gye. Collage me kuch dost bne lekin sab k sab 9/2 poongi wale. To kya fir whi kaam k bas padhai krni hai aur kuch nhi. Ha kuch ladkiya achi thi lekin ladki kya hoti hai bhai j to na hi smjhna hai na ji smjhne ki koshish karni hai aise bol hote the mere 9/2 wale dosto k. Usi hisaab se mai bhi fir vesa hi hu.  Chaliye collage khatam job shuru ki aur 2 saal me hi shadi ki baat hone lag gyi ghar me. Hamari koi gf nhi thi to gharwalo ki marji se shadi krni pdi. Vese iska ek faida to hai k gharwale apne kisi bhi nikamme bete ki bhi achi ladki se shadi karva dete hai apni massi chachi bhua aur gang k sath mil kar...

 Jaise ki sabki ichha hoti hai k wo apni gf ja patni ko santust kar paye. Iske liye sirf do hi tareeke hai aur yeh dono mard ki honi jaruri hai. In dono me se ek k bare m hum aaj baat krege aur fir dusre k bare me hum next part me share krege. Chaliye hum wo do cheez bta dete hai.  1 Pehli baat hai k mard ka ling ka akaar chota nhi hona chaiye kam se kam 7" Ka hi hona chaiye 2 Mard ki timing achi honi chaiye Ager yeh dono hi nhi hai to mard ka mard hona bekaar ho jata hai. Iske bina mard kisi bhi aurat ko kbi khush nhi rakh payega. Aaj hum apko ling bda krne k kuch asaan idea denge jis se aap bina kisi mushkil se apna lind bda kar payege. Lekin ek baat yaad rakhe k ling ka size sirf itna kre k apka link apke hi ched tak pahuch paye andr le kar jane ki jarurat nhi dard hoga. Kyu ki isko nhi pta k yeh ched apna hi hai. Iska kaam bas ab kya bole hum. Market me bahut medicine ja fir oil mil jate hai par hum unki gurantee nhi dete. Chaliye points par atey hai.  Number 1  ...

  Charo aur andi toofan kaale badal shaa rahe the,,,  Rat k andhere me kutte daravna geet gaa rahe the,,,  Thodi door se ek roshni ki kirn meri akhon ki dikhi,,,  Nazdik gyi to dekha mere Jonny Baba aa rahe the.....  31 december 1978 ko is duniya me ek mahaan insaan ne janam liya. Aisa insaan jiski jarurt sabko thi. Inke pass itna gyan ka bandhaar hai ki zindgi khatm ho jayegi lekin inki knowledge khatm nhi hogi. Mere desh me koi inko doctor kehta hai koi teacher lekin inke bhagat inko Jonny Baba kehte hai.... Jai ho baba ki.  Muje pta to hai inka janam kaha hua tha lekin muje is se kya humey to bas yeh pta hona chaiye k inka janam akhir kyu hua hai. To chaliye jada lambi baat na kru to seedha point par atey hai.  Jonny Baba aise insaan hai jinhone koi bhi kaam kiya na ho. Yeh bahut ache teacher bhi hai. Apka pta nhi lekin muje inke sab lecture ek bar dekhne se ohoo mera matlab ek bar class lagane se yaad ho jate hai. Hamari kismat k humko class online...

 Yeh baat meri saheli ki hai. Wo bahut hi khule dil ki thi. Hum jab bhi milte to bas masti karne ki hi batein karti. Sapne bhi itne bde hote the bas pucho hi mat.  Hum gaon me rehte the to gaon k hi school se apni padhai puri ki. Ghar wale to bas intzar me the k kab hum 18 umer ki ho aur kab hamari shadi kre. Gaon me rehne ki vjah se koi aisa dost bhi nhi bna ske. Lekin ha bhla ho google baba ka jo humey gyan deta rehta tha. Humne chahe kuch kiya na ho lekin sab pta tha k kya kya hota hai aur kaise hota hai.  Is jheel ka paani behne k saber kho betha hai,,  Pta nhi kaha hamari jheel ka raja rehta hai...  Google baba ne btaeya tha k aisi vese batein karne se jism ka akar bhi badh jata hai aur is baat par humne practical karne ko hi socha tha. Dhan ho google baba yeh kabi jhooth nhi bolte. Ho hi gya jo humey chaiye tha arey arey asal me yeh humey nhi mardo ko chaiye.  18 ki hote hi pehle meri saheli ki shadi hui. Shadi se kuch din pehle mai udas thi lekin wo ...